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Arctic Monkey

The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.

Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)
Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"
by Lwellington August 26, 2015
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arctic monkeys

the best band in the world, you know. Without them, i would be nothing. Thanks for existing guys.
someone: "Why are you alive?"
me: Because in England there are the best people in the world, the arctic monkeys
by aleex. May 22, 2022
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arctic monkeys

A really great band! originated from sheffield
members: alex turner (lead singer and lead guitarist), jamie cook (guitarist), matt helders (drums and backing vocals), nick o'malley was on bass guitar but was replaced by andy nicholson
I Bet you look good on the dance floor-
your name isnt rio but i don't care for sand- a reference to a song called rio by duran duran

When the sun goes down-
In this song he says "He told roxanne to put on the red light" is a reference to a song called roxanne by the police
arctic monkeys
by terminalmargaret October 29, 2008
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Arctic monkeys

Arctic monkeys are literally the best rock band ever.
by Applesaucegivesmeboners November 4, 2020
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Arctic Monkeys

The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)
Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"
by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023
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Arctic Monkeys

The best band to ever grace my mortal ears.
by Myth4everr April 20, 2023
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Arctic Monkeys

A great band if you're a teenager living in the states, having 'panic! at the disco'or 'fall out boy' shoved down your throat. Fresh lyrics and sound, perhaps a bit overrated and most certainly not nearly groundbreaking or inventive enough to be the next 'beatles'. If you're interested in great bands from the UK, check out the Kaiser Chiefs or The Kooks.
Person 1: Man, I'm so sick of stupid emo boys with no balls wearing girl pants and eyeliner.

Person 2: Listen to the Arctic Monkeys, they're so much better.

Person 1: Nah, I'll go listen to the Kaiser Chiefs
by theangryblogger February 18, 2007
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