Number One Guy/Girl

The person you (routinely) get urine from in case you need to pass regular drug tests

I have a drug test coming up so I'll have to call my Number One Guy/Girl to see if they'll be able to give me a sample so I can pass.

by Untimelyzephyr June 26, 2021

that one guy with glasses

Some random guy on Facebook that shares memes all day and thinks he's cool

"who the hell is that one guy with glasses?"
"some dude on Facebook that thinks he's cool"

by Fykislame January 19, 2017

That one guy in the corner of the class

Hes just that guy in t he corner eating chips with head phones or smth listening to music and completely ignoring anything the teacher is saying, even if the entire class is staring at him.
Luckily, that guy could be any thing, be it A joe, mia, yunus or a random dark evil sorcerer that can some bunnies and giant carnivorous turtles

Look, its That one guy in the corner of the class

Hmm

He seems to also be a evil sorcerer, considering how there a giant turtle next to him

by That one guy that’s depressed August 19, 2020

a girl that talk to more then one guy

You call these type women whores and hoes. If a girl wanna proceeded on with a relationship and talk to multiple men at one time she is a hoe leave that bitch

Tom: That bitch talk to 5 niggas

Rome: damn that bitch a whore
Tom: yeah! thats a girl that talk to more then one guy

by Whore definer October 31, 2021

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama

The basic law of most television.

My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

One Cool Guy

A sadly, no longer existent third wave ska band. They were super-de-duper amazing~!

Some of the members are now in Streetlight Manifesto with former members of Catch 22's glory days. Streetlight Manifesto is also super-de-duper amazing~!

I only get to hear a few OCG songs because their CD's are out of print and out of stock =(

Listen to the song "Skank Away"

It's incredible.

by Bleed American November 13, 2004

one-up guy

A guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. If you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. If you say you went swimming this weekend, he'll tell you he's a certified lifeguard and swims every weekend. If you say you made coffee this morning, one-up guy will tell you that he grew, harvested, roasted, ground, and brewed his coffee. Usually the one-up explanations are long-winded, boring, and self-serving. Most of the one-up explanations are probably lies.

"I was telling him about my ski trip to Taos. One-up guy over there spent 20 minutes talking about how he used to be a ski instructor in Taos. I hate one-up guy."

by Quincey Morris June 20, 2008