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ninjaness

The amount of inner ninja possessed by an individual.
That guy has so much ninjaness hes almost like Chuck Noris
by w00000000000t July 20, 2008
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ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.
Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.
by MistahTom November 2, 2005
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ninja

A better N word to use for your boys instead of the nigga word!!!
Bonzi: yo you know Ollie from Dallas
Quinn" Ya thats my ninja!!
by B0NZI June 22, 2007
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Ninja

Someone who can never be seen. Ever. Ninjas do not show up in photographs.
e.g "That guy is a ninja"
"What guy?"
"...I don't know. Where'd he go?"
by AwesomeMccooooooooool December 5, 2009
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ninjas

A non-word used by people who don't know that:
1. There are no plurals in Japanese and
2. Pluralizing Japanese nouns makes them sound like verbs.
Wrong: Ninjas are always fighting.

Right: There are about 8 ninja surrounding us.
by Zhaleskra March 12, 2007
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ninjas

A word used to avoid using the word nigga.
WTF are they doing, them ninjas is crazy!
by LittleDintheD April 6, 2007
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Ninja

Someone who has the ability to mindfuck others. Someone who is stealth enough to complete missions with other ninjas that involve high risk situations. A ninja can usually "ninja" information out of other individuals who are clear 'un-ninjas'.

Ninjas are usually dressed casually, and people don't usually peg these people as actual ninjas, but rather, ordinary and normal girls. Watch out though, there couldbe a ninja at your workplace.

And she could ninja the shit out of you.
co-worker: blah blah blah blah blah

ninja: (in her mind) - good to know I just ninja'd the shit outta you bud. I'm going to go tell my other ninja this classified information.
by ninjatwoxo July 22, 2011
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