texticles

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.

He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.

by jendolmayan July 7, 2009

textile break

A term used to describe damage to clothing during sport.

The fullback suffered a textile break during the first half of the match and was forced to leave the field.

by MonteZuma August 4, 2004

Texticles

When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person

"That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"

by Silverflayme January 10, 2010

Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018

Textile

Someone who likes to text a lot; the messaging equivalent of tactile.

"I've just started seeing this guy - he messages me first thing in the morning, throughout the day, and last thing at night. He's very textile."

by Anna of Mayfield July 29, 2020

texticles

A man having the ability to only say what he feels over texting, not in person.

He wouldn't tell me what was wrong until he grew some texticles & sent me a message after he left.

by :-):-( April 1, 2009

Texticles

People who only get the "balls" to say something over text messaging.

Look at the set of texticles on this guy!.. Bet he wouldn't that to my face.

by bad_grammir March 2, 2011