tetris

The most boring game known to man.

I'm the only one of my friends who actually hates tetris, and games like it.

by Jessicnerd October 17, 2006

tetris it

Intricate and careful packing of stuff in a space when normally it would not fit.
(in other words) What you have to do to put 20lbs of shit in a 10lb bag.

loser: Dude, we need a bigger bag to put this shit in.
Pwnzor: Whatever dude, we just need to tetris it. (fits all 20 lbs in)

by The Blue Man Group September 9, 2005

tetris it

when you have alot of stuff to fit in a little space like packing a suitcase or filling a trunk of a car with bags.

skeptic - "I don't think we can fit the body, the chainsaw, the money bags, and the beer cooler in this little trunk."
doer - "we'll just have to tetris it"

by Bobby Habibi August 13, 2005

Tetris

To fit thing in any confined space, no matter how pact it is.

I have to find a way tetris these boxes into the garage.

by terryyaki October 3, 2012

Tetri

A tetri is a unit of measurement. It is the average amount of random tetris pieces you can fit, similar to a square foot, but not similar at all actually.

"Man this house I bought is huge! It's 30493453 tetri." "Oh god damn, my house is only 5420 tetri, you son of a bitch."

by KB Homes February 20, 2009

Tetris

To squeeze or pack many objects of different shapes and sizes into a small area for transportation.

"Barely managed to tetris all of our gear into a Hungarian taxi" - The Glitch Mob

by Trevellian October 21, 2011

Tetris

Another way of saying sex but to be more discrete

Hey mom me and Jenny are going upstairs to play Tetris

by SubieDave April 4, 2020