Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

Tesla-sweats by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

Tesla Semi 

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops

Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi

Tesla Semi by Gains Train March 31, 2025

Tess Story 

A story so weird and absurd that you would not have believed that happend to that person. Was it not a Tess that told it.

"Insane that happend to you. That is such a Tess Story"

Tess Story by TrulyTheOneAndOnly June 18, 2025

Tesla Sober

Tesla sober

Amy, you’ve had eight drinks. Are you sure you’re OK to drive? I’m fine. I’m Tesla sober.

Tesla Sober by J.J. Gittes December 31, 2025

Tessas boyfriend 

Adrian is Tessa’s bf and bae for life commonly seen around tessa

Any a name goes well with Tessa in terms of bf or gf or bsf

Tessas boyfriend is a hottie. Also means that Tessa can pull bitches for real.

Tessas boyfriend by Zaddywaddy April 22, 2022

Tesla Docking Station 

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

Tesla Docking Station by Fullgae September 12, 2025

tessashotgf 

sweetest thing to ever exist on this earth. everyone wants to be mutuals with her and she is probably the most funny person i ever met THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR GIVING ME VIOLET

who gets beaten by her brother?
tessashotgf gets beaten by her 3 year old brother

tessashotgf by kayaslovely September 6, 2021