beach_teets

i love them sm there the best bestie in the world and they are very Valid if your seeing this bestie i love you so much and tysm for being with me <3

beach_teets is the best person ever

by hmutoji March 30, 2021

sug deez teets

Suck this tits

I sug deez teets

by Really & Duski January 17, 2022

teetskeet

when a girl squirts her titmilk on your face, as if you were givin her titties, a blowjob :D

"DAMN kevin, you have a shit load of teetskeet on your face man, ew."

"yeah bro, that bitch's teetskeet is thick as fuck, she hasnt been milked in a while"

"dude, that bitch teet skeets like she is pregnant"

by omfgilikeitinmytitties July 28, 2009

Teets

Male nipples that secrete milk.

Zach has teets that can provide sustenance to his cats.

by BJP May 8, 2006

Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011

teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.

Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."

by SrBlanco November 15, 2005

Teets

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.

Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!

by kutmye July 19, 2009