teddy

Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.

you might as well name your kid jack or something

person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes

by two trucks playing chess August 18, 2021

teddy

another name for a beer.

as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.

We picked up some teddys and went to the party.

by j><c January 25, 2006

teddy

Hip slang for an erection

"that girl's so hot she gave me a raging Teddy"

by THE HOV October 22, 2011

Teddi

The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.

I dont want anyone else, i want my Teddi.

by killingmyself8 January 17, 2018

Teddi

Is a really beautiful girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I know you guys, but she was my teddi.

by Randified February 10, 2010

Teddy

Someone who is all about the drip

Person A: Why are you wearing Supreme?
Teddy: Coz it's all about the drip

by #virgin September 5, 2019

Teddy

The greatest man you will ever meet. He will become rich when he is older. All the girls are in love with him. He also usually has blue or green eyes.

He is so cute, he looks like a teddy

by Keke625 November 21, 2019