Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.
you might as well name your kid jack or something
you might as well name your kid jack or something
person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes
by two trucks playing chess August 18, 2021

another name for a beer.
as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.
as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.
by j><c January 25, 2006

by THE HOV October 22, 2011

The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.
by killingmyself8 January 17, 2018

by Randified February 10, 2010

by #virgin September 5, 2019

The greatest man you will ever meet. He will become rich when he is older. All the girls are in love with him. He also usually has blue or green eyes.
He is so cute, he looks like a teddy
by Keke625 November 21, 2019
