technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac

by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

technophile

The opposite to a Luddite

He praises technology unlike that guy who is a luddite.

by Christian Lindman April 16, 2003

technophelia

when you love technology so much that you just wanna fuck it

Simon Peabody has an unhealthy relationship with his laptop and has tried, on several occasions, to insert his "member" into its hard-drive. Mr. Peabody unfortunately suffers from technophelia.

by big ol' mr. kinish April 4, 2009

Technophobia

A person who is afraid of Technomusic, goes into a trance when hearing such musics.

Joe had Technophobia, after he hears techno music, he goes into a trance and dies from a heart attack.

by Hwang October 20, 2003

TECHNOPHILE

Techno Music + Pedophile

"HAHA! Mr Incognito is a Technophile!"

by kawaiimandi December 12, 2008

Technophilliac

Someone whose life depends on possession of latest and best digital devices.

Her husband was a technophilliac! He would buy electronics with the baby's milk money...

by MisBeaHaven September 3, 2010

techrophilia

1. Obsessive fascination with dead or defunked technology.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with faulty technical equipment.

Roddy is a techrophiliac. He likes feeling up his broken avid logic keyboard.
It doesn't work. Leave it alone Roddy you techrophile!

by iam_mrKhalifa March 16, 2014