keemstar tavern

A tavern where Keemstar works and records his shitty news videos.
Devil: I wonder where keemstar's tavern is.
Devil 2: There is no keemstar tavern
Devil 1: But On Urban Dictionary it said there was!
Devil 2: Don't believe everything you see.
by Mquwerty November 4, 2016
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Hickory Tavern

references a small town in upstate South Carolina, which only has one red light, where there are almost no police. There is, however ,a volunteer fire department, 2 gas stations, and one dollar general, which the residents take great pride in.
Tom: I went to Hickory Tavern last weekend.
Larry: Why?
Tom: I don't know. There really wasn't anything to do. I did go to the dollar general, though. Looked like everyone in town was there...
by KateyMarie August 11, 2008
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Hickory Tavern

Dont Blink Or you might miss it. 1 Traffic Light, Pizza Oven, Crossroads, Sav-Way, Dollar General, Buck's Auto & School
by Sara Paxton August 12, 2008
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Tinkle Tavern

Slang word for 'bathroom'
"I got to take a piss. Where's the tinkle tavern?"
by ACEstrigon009 June 19, 2014
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Kentucky Tavern

A southern gentlemen's cheap ass brand of whiskey, often referred to as KT that will give you a hangover for days.
Jim Bob: "Hey Billy Joe, did you pick up the Jim Bean?"

Billy Joe:" Naw boy, i only had 10 bucks so i got us some Kentucky Tavern to sip on."

Jim Bob: "Hell yeah! I love KT!"
by Aristocrat boy April 21, 2010
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Slay Tavern

Where you take a young, fine, willing(well, usually willing) babe to be Slayed; where the slaying of women occurs often by studly, mustachioed men who resemble the likes of men such as Tom Selleck and or Hugh Jackman

-where mustache rides are heavily sought after but rarely given
--abbreviated Slaytav
This girl wants the D: the Slay Tavern is open for business tonight!!

Yo, slaykat, tryna crash somewhere else tonight? I'm bringin' this girl back to the Slaytav

babe 1- what did you do last nite, slut
babe 2- i spent the nite in the slay tavern, got a mustache ride to die for
babe 1- omg! so jeal!
by slaykats November 27, 2011
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tavern shit

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar
Hey man u wanna hit up the tavern later for some wings?

No way man last time stoner Carl cooked my wings and i had the Tavern shits all night!
by adamflb21 February 22, 2008
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