tardopolis

1. A metropolis of retarded people.
2. A city where fuktards and retarblicans live.

The retarblican moved to tardopolis to be with the other dipshits.

by ad-92129 May 2, 2011

Tardopus

A retard that's retarded on eight different levels of retarded.

James is a complete tardopus.

by plagueasaur September 27, 2013

Tabtop

A larger tablet with all the power and functionality of a desktop computer.

Person 1: "Hey! You should look at my new 18 inch tablet."

Person 2: "That thing isn't a tablet. It is a tabtop."

by Dr. Googel November 29, 2013

Tabtop

An Ipad, Nook, Kindle, or other soon to be outdated tablet device un-capable or valuable as an actually macbook pro, or loaded PC. And is being treated like one by its user. Who may go as far as having a stand, dock,external bluetooth keyboard and mouse, cooling fan etc.

Well I thought we were doing some sick photoshop graphics, turns out he had the photoshop app on his tabtop

by Paul Amazano November 28, 2011

tartott

The native language of Lemontart and Otter. Combines leet and English.

Lemontart and Otter exchanged tartott notes in the middle of Jodi's class.

by fuck da phils December 29, 2008

tartpunt

When you find out your girl is a hoe and you kick her ass out.

Nick: Yo man, I just found out my girl slept with the hockey team.
Sunil: Oh damn man, time to kick that girl out of here!
Nick: BLUE 42, BLUE 42, TARTPUNT, HIKE!

by Nick Nick T January 6, 2008

tartoodle

a state of not wanting to do work, and hoping your future Paul Bunyan husband will do it for you

fuck im in suck a tartoodle, i wish i was watching hockey

by spaceshipsfhelrhfgeruhfer April 22, 2011