tard

A polished turd

That piece of shit sure cleans up well. What a tard.

by kraygal February 9, 2014

tard

A shortened version of "retard", as in a mentally handicapped person. May be used in conjuction with other words, such as "Fucktard", or "Tardface", or my own personal favorite, "Tard on Coke".

"God Damnit Billy, quit being such a fucktard!"

by Magic Matt. July 17, 2003

tard

a short form of the word "retard." A more polite way to call someone a retard; can be used in a serious context, or in a joking manner.

She is such a tard.
Shut up you tard!

by Hermoine Wazlib January 21, 2009

tard

A hyphenated suffix for people who add their names, or names of friends, to Urban Dictionary with a definitio, of how cool or awesome, or smart they are just so they can satisfy the low self-esteem they have. By doing so they almost certainly proclaim the oppisite is true.

" meta

name for a guy of Thai decent, typically sarcastic, cynical and shallow but for some reason extremely charming. Can be extremely romantic and caring when he wants to be, places a lot of importance on physical appearance of his mate. .... loves to party and people love to party with him."

-Meta-tard

"Sarah

the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her"

-sarah-tard

by Wastes my time flaming August 24, 2011

tard

one who is so friggn stupid that the only way they can understand u is if u use monosyllabic words. also, one can use it to make fun of people wen one is around people who get upset at the use of the word "retard"

matt, you, are, so, tard.
pat is way tard

by noggie monster February 24, 2008

tard

A way to describe the writer for many Urban Dictionary definitions (see number 9 for this word). Usually child of parental tards.

Man 1:Did you see that guy who wrote definition 9?
Man 2:Yeah, what a tard.

by Movie King October 18, 2006

tard

short for a retarded or acting retarded person

jamie is such a tard she just doesnt get it

by starpion December 23, 2011