tarantula lips

A vagina with a labium (lips) that is a noticably darker skin tone than the person's pigmentation. The vagina has the appearance of being laced with tarantula legs.

"Wow, that stripper was totally gorgeous until she spread her legs and we saw her tarantula lips!"

by Wookiestick October 29, 2003

Tarantula hawk wasp

Black, orange winged insects that hunt tarantulas with one of the most painful stings ever recorded. Also horrifying nightmare fuel that makes me want to nuke this planet from orbit. They are also enemies in 'Fallout: New Vegas' known as cazadors.

Mick: what the fuck is th-

*gets stung by a tarantula hawk wasp*

Mick was later found dead due to cardiac arrest.

by laserbreak May 16, 2017

Venetian tarantula

A cumbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy vagina underneath.

I was considering going down on my girlfriend but her Venetian tarantula was blocking my access.

by F_Bombadier December 3, 2009

Tongue-Tied Tarantula

1. Used when one cannot seem to find the words they are looking for.

2. Used when another human being says something that causes others to feel uncomfortable and therefore become tongue-tied because they do not know what to say.

3. Used just whenever the hell you want to.

Stefanie: Shove some bananas down your pants!
Michelle: WHAT?!
Jennifer & Amie: Tongue-Tied Tarantula!

Also see Uncomfortable Cow and Awkward Turtle

by Suite'ies October 21, 2009

tarantuala balls

When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.

As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

tarantula legs

extremely hairy legs on a girl

"I didn't shave for 3 weeks, now I have tarantula legs!"

by jamie'sgotagun. May 1, 2009

Tarantara

An onomatopoeia routinely spoken by the police in the Gilbert & Sullivan musical "Pirates of Penzance".

When the foeman bares his steel.
Tarantara! Tarantara!
We uncomfortable feel.
Tarantara!

by Jakey T February 23, 2009