used in the same context as 'lets make like a banana..... and split'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'
by Chelsea the room 2 whore October 06, 2008
The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.
"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag"
"No,what a freaking tampon"
"No,what a freaking tampon"
by Ryan Cummins November 16, 2007
by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009
the thing a girl "inserts" when she has her period. has to be changed every 4 to 8 hours to prevent the growing of bactiria which can be fatal. (also see pad)if not inserted far enough it can be uncomfortable.
i have to go to the bathroom to cange my tampon, cause its uncomfortable to sit and feel like i have an erection.
by aissjdo May 03, 2007
a bullette shaped peice of cotton that the femal species insert into their vaginal opening to absorb the blood but if a tampon is inserting the wrong way it can cause severe discomfort ( the feminine "time" iten that ladies most fear but actually when inserted correctly causes not pain at all and are quite comfortable)
She insterted a tampon
by GWPIIII April 22, 2004
Why is my tampon in your nose?!
by woahweredidmydickgo? July 18, 2009