tampon swing

Pulling a bloody tampon out your cunt getting blood on the toilet bowl

Karen tampon swinged all over my toilet now theres blood everywhere looks like a crime scene

by Tomscunt January 19, 2016

Emotional tampon

A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.

'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'

'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'

by Barlan March 29, 2019

unplug the tampon

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.

Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.

by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018

tampo

A filipino slang meaning the cute and mild version of being angry. The 0 before the 100.

She aint mad bro, she's just being tampo because you didn't eat that adobo she cooked for you last night.

by alamnathis July 15, 2016

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.

Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004

tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).

Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!

by Telephony November 7, 2014

Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011