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i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
by Spartana January 26, 2018
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It Takes Two to Mango Burger

A special burger that's served with mango
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"
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Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010
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Take Two LA

The best vegan and gluten free cake business you will ever find. They so dope.

They are made with squeaky clean and nourishing ingredients, they look 🔥 and give back 10% of every order to charity. Wow #need.
Bestie, I’m so addicted to Take Two LA cakes. Have you tried?

I am so bummed I finished my last slice of Take Two LA cake.
by Take Two November 23, 2021
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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014
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Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.
animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.
by dcoder March 29, 2019
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