take a left

to leave where you are at the moment to go somewhere else, i.e. to leave

jane and sue are at a boring party and jane wants to go so jane says to sue, "I think its time to take a left".
Translation:let's leave

by Nikell V. Johnson January 17, 2008

Take a lean one

Go to the bathroom; take a dump.

Dude, I gotta take a lean one

by Ted Servo May 7, 2009

Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.

I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

Take A Leek Burger

A burger that comes with sautéed leeks

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take A Leek Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

take a load off

To calm down by means of masturbation and ejaculation in stressful situations.

Come on John, Calm yo' tits, go home and take a load off.

by FerninandJokerhouse December 29, 2020

take a loop

Is taking a crap. Hey Patrick I have to drop by the house and take a loop.

Hey, give me minute I have to take a loop.

by Chasedog1 September 15, 2019

take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006