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taco-meat 

Beaded-up hair on the human body. Most commonly found underneth the chin and on the front and back of the neck.
You need to shave all that damn taco-meat from under your chin.
taco-meat by gregory June 9, 2003

Taco meat slap 

When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.
My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.
Taco meat slap by Thelilboy April 4, 2019

Put the Taco Meat on her Butt

A very obscure way of saying one would engage in intercourse with a female they have no respect for. "Taco Meat" is in reference to man-meat entering the unknowing female's pink taco.
Rusty: That cashier is cute.

Remington: Meh. She's okay.

Rusty: I'd put the taco meat on her butt.

Remington: She'll probably let you. She looks like a pin cushion for dicks.

neat like taco meat 

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.
Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".

Burnt Taco Meat 

"That homeless lady definitely has Burnt Taco Meat."
Burnt Taco Meat by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

stir the taco meat

In which a man penetrates a woman's vagina and starts to gently gyrate his hips.
My wife was feeling frisky and asked me to stir her taco meat.

Sorry I'm late my wife was feeling a little horny and asked me to stir her taco meat.

stir the taco meat- in which a man gyrates his hips after penetrating a vagina
stir the taco meat by Ghost99 October 5, 2016