Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag.

One who tries too hard to be cool.

Guy 1: My wallet? Versace!
Guy 1:My shoe laces? Versace!
Guy 1: My toilet paper? GUCCI!!
Guy 2: SWOG. You're trying too hard.

by YouSwoggin February 02, 2012

Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag. Some synonyms are: Loser, Lame, Undesirable, Douche, Poser, Gynecomastia, Nigahiga, wannabe, Whack, The number six, and that one guy who started SOPA who is probably going to get the video removed because Ryan showed a video of him. Saying you have swag, chances are you have SWOG.

D-trix: Hey ryan!
Ryan: Hey D-trix nice outfit!
D-trix: Aw you know i got swag!
SWOG

Ryan: Swag. Something we asians got!
SWOG.

Ryan and D-trix: I got Christmas swag!
SWOG.

Chester: I just lifted a hundred and fifty pounds!
Ryan: I can play the piano sometimes!
D-Trix: Shoelace: Versachi! Toliet paper: Gucci!

All: swag~!
SWOG.

Chester and guy: bla bla bla
Ryan: can you guys shut up? Im trying to watch vampire Diaries!
SWOG.

Ryan: What a nice sunset.
SWOG
D-trix: I wish i could see it! Too much pollution.
SWOG.
Ryan: I dont know if that's pollution that looks like
FOG.

by Rain DRIP DROP BRO. October 04, 2012

SWOG

Sexy Woman Of God. Usually met at church or church functions

*Thad* “Oh man look at that swog bro.”
*Neil* “Fr man. I think thats the preachers daughter.”

by ReeRee2jz February 29, 2020

Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, looser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.

Did he just fall over his own feet? Wow. He's got swog.

by rhysdahanlon February 04, 2012

Swog

the way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag

Chester: I just benched 135 pounds. SWAG.
Ryan: That's not swag, if you have to say swag after something, it's swog.

D-Trix: My shoes. Versace. My laces. Versace. My toilet paper. Gucci.'
Ryan: SWOG.

by vampirediarheat1 January 31, 2012

Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool or looser like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag

Original defined by NigaHiga on youtube(over 5 mil subscribed)

"I have swag!" - SWOG.
-tripping on a flat surface- - SWOG
-spilling your drink- SWOG

by Nigahigafan February 16, 2012

Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known as the opposite of "swag"

Guys, will you SHUT UP?!?! Im trying to watch Vampire Diaries! #SWOG

by jazz386a2 February 01, 2012