Swingline

The maker of the best staplers on the face of the earth. Famous for the use of their red stapler in the movie Office Space.

"I believe you have my stapler"

by SAOG April 22, 2005

Swinging your Dick

A suss way to say someone is gassing themselves too much/being overly cocky/being arrogant asf/Egotist

Nathan stop “Swinging your Dick”.
Bro, Owen your “Swinging your Dick” too much.

by Slendahman December 9, 2020

big swinging dick

1. the financial industry's term for a rainmaker; a Wall Street executive who brings in enormous amounts of money for the firm, possibly because he has just screwed a customer.

An expression made famous by Michael Lewis in Liar’s Poker, published in 1989.

2. a mover and shaker in any organization

Calling some one a dick is an insult.
Calling some one a big dick is a bigger insult.
Calling some one a big swinging dick is a term of respect.

Not a nickname for a large gorilla named Richard.

But Dick Perle didn't want to be a mere influence peddler. He wanted to be a businessman, a venture capitalist, a Big Swinging Dick.

by mandingoe October 5, 2004

Swinking

To "swink" someone, or to be swinking, is to cum in a girls face while totally and completely drunk and high at a party. All while being taped.

Yo, my nigga Taylor was swinking on some freshman hoe at last weeks party!

by Jetslag970 October 25, 2012

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.

Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.

by Karen Shelton September 12, 2007

Swinkin'

1. Any act directed toward one's significant other that exhibits self-destructive, emotionally abusive, or inconsistent behavior.
2. To blame those closest to you for issues you create in your head.
3. Displaying extreme acts of cowardice.
4. Projecting. See also psychological projection.

When your girlfriend moves across the country to be with you, but has to go "home" for a cardiology appointment, you have ample opportunity to "Swink" it. Also known as: ignoring her and letting her find you on several dating websites saying you're wealthy, single, and looking for a relationship. Luckily for you, she will be 1800 miles away and therefore incapable of doing anything about it. You will have zero consequences and can easily pretend she doesn't exist. Also known as: you are a spineless cheating bastard.

If the description above portrays you, you must be Swinkin' it..

by unanimous13 September 23, 2012

Prom Swinging

The act of two upperclassmen who are going to prom together double dating with an underclassmen couple so the underclassmen can go to prom together. Typically in this situation the upperclass girl writes the underclass guy off and the upperclass guy writes of the underclass girl. They still dance with their boyfriend/girlfriend through the duration of the dance.

bob: are you going to prom?
fred: yeah were prom swinging w/ my upperclassmen bro.

by coolhutch241910 January 17, 2011