sweatpants girl

The stereotypical college girl of the modern era. She always wears sweatpants (unless she's wearing pajamas), because she feels that her complete and total comfort trumps the fact that she looks like a complete and total slob. The sweatpants are usually accompanied by a school t-shirt and flip flops in the summer and a school sweatshirt and Ugg boots in the winter. Common accessories include an extremely expensive handbag to go with her clearance-sale sweatpants, and sunglasses that take up half of her face. A cellular phone can always be seen close by, for the rapid sending and receiving of text messages, unless at the moment she's preoccupied with listening to the latest chart-topping rap song on her iPod.

Nicole is a sweatpants girl. She rolls out of bed five minutes before class, never brushes her hair, and can always be seen in sweatpants (except for the times she gets up so late she just keeps her pajamas on).

by pbm19 April 1, 2008

sweatpants kid

A child who wears sweat pants at every opportunity. This child is usually socially inept and has a love for military vehicles, trains, model airplanes,pokemon(or other card game) and lego. They come in pairs and only ever interact with their pair, or other sweatpants kids. One of the pair is usually a borderline sweatpants kid. The other is usually an extreme sweatpants kid. If the sweatpants kid has no pair, he is referred to as a sweatpants single. They usually have bad hygiene and do not shower on a regular basis. In medical terms, it is referred to as SKS, or Sweatpants Kid Syndrome. To be diagnosed with SKS, all symptoms need to be present. The cure for SKS is maturity.

Cool guy - how the fuck does he know so much about trains?
Cool guy 2 - hes a fucking sweatpants kid
Cool guy - o that would explain why it smells like shit

by Dr. Noghan February 18, 2010

sweatpants dick

Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.

"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."

by Scotch-pilgrim February 24, 2015

Best dress-up sweatpants

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.

I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.

by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

Lolo's sweatpants

when one's leg hair is so thick and dark that it appears said hairy individual is wearing sweatpants.

Dude, why do you even bother putting on jean's? You're already rocking them Lolo's sweatpants. Don't you get hot?

Go fuck yourself....

by vonscha2 January 21, 2011

SweeTarts

Sweetarts are sweet and tangy candies created by the genius Menlo F. Smith in 1962. When consumed, they produce a feeling of unparalleled happiness in the consumer. Now that sounds just like any other candy, but that's just not the case. SweeTarts are different because of the effects that they have on the mind and on the body. SweeTarts release larger amounts of dopamine, glutamate and serotonin (necessary chemicals for life, happiness, memory development, and sleep) than any other candies.

SweeTarts are better than any other type of candy

by TheZestyPepperoni July 7, 2021

sweatpants

Pants that are worn in subzero temperatures and are usually made from 100% cotton (because it absorbs sweat). The best ones have elastic at the waistband and ankles.

It's 37 below, where are my sweatpants at?

by Erath January 23, 2013