sweater vest

hairy burly man that appears to be wearing a vest of chest hair.

Nate looks like an ass! He has a sweater vest and chaps!

by Mary Trainor July 7, 2008

sweater vest

The fragile man's dress shirt.

While Frank and Joe wear their button up shirts proudly, with a couple buttons undone at the top, their fragile friend, Sam, wears a sweater vest to dress up.

by BizzyBea March 11, 2011

Sweater vest

a lot of chest hair

excess hair folicles on ones' chest

Man #1- "Hey, you shave your chest?"
Man #2-"Watchu say boi?"
Man #1-"I said...you have a nice sweater vest."

by Gumbi December 27, 2004

Sweater vest

It's not a thing. People try to make it a thing but It shouldn't ever be a thing

"What is John wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"What is a sweater vest"
"It's not a thing"

by Jcrxoxox December 14, 2014

Sweatervest

Sweatervest means newbie.

Haha, look at that sweatervest. He probably owns a mini cooper.

by Puma123 July 5, 2016

sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.

Mr. V looks so awesome in that sweatervest. He should wear them everyday.

by The students November 5, 2008

Japanese Sweatervest

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

by pud monkey May 30, 2005