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Swanky Wank 

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.
this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.
Swanky Wank by greg March 28, 2004
Something that is cool, dope, gnarly, etc.
Dude that kick flip was swanky
Swanky by Drban uictionary June 27, 2017

Swanky procrastinators

"If you are of the procrastinating type, then you have a swanky vibe" - The Gospel 4:20
Swanky procrastinators are the most elite group in society!

Swanky Bunghole 

Swanky meaning fancy or slutty depending on your context and bunghole mean anus. When you put the two words together you get swanky bunghole . Either a butt you fancy or and slut who is an asshole. An alternate form of swanky bunghole is swanky bungholio, like the Great Swanky Bungholio.
Julia: DUDE, this whore was all over my boyfriend last night!
Brooke: She must've been a swanky bunghole. Stupid bungholio.
Something or Someone who is super unexplainably spiffy
Joann is a swanky beast!

The porno was super swanky!
Swanky by Tessa Elice August 25, 2005

Swanky Breath

Nasty foggy breath that stinks like shit!
Becky has swanky breath and people are dying in her presence!!!
Swanky Breath by NorthernLightz January 14, 2016