The Swan [Double Dragon]

When two men use one arm each to fist a woman. The techiqnue requires one man to use his left arm and the other to use his right. Both fists are put back to back and pushed into the vagina, the idea is to seperate the two fists away from each other inside the woman so each arm resembles the neck of a swan.

"Come here you slag me and this cunt wanna give you the swan Double Dragon ,we'll leave you whistling when you walk"

by Liam & Liam January 15, 2009

Swan Dive

The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.

- Dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a Swan Dive! - No way!!!

by mFarmer July 18, 2010

Swan dive

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

by Jujunum September 1, 2013

Swan Dive

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"

Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!

by Swipa September 26, 2010

Swan Dive

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

Swan Draught

Water collected from the Swan River in Perth, Western Australia at high tide. It is bottled and labelled as beer. Usually contains traces of urine and crab. Contains chunks of seaweed and debris.

Also known in many circles as 'Super', referring to the similarities between Swan Draught beer and Leaded Petroleum.

'a pint of super thanks!'

'check out that bogan over there, drinking Swan Draught'

by lysdexiar31 October 17, 2008

Columbian Swan Dive

A Columbian Swan Dive is when you are doing a hooker doggy style and you put at least an 8 balls worth cocaine down her ass crack and scoop it up with your erect penis. Then you bend your penis down and let go so it launches a cloud of cocaine into the air infront of your face. Inhale deeply as you stick your arms out as if you are doing a Swan dive.

Bro, I railing this hooker from the back and she handed me a fat bag of coke and told me to go for a Columbian Swan Dive. I could not resist.

by Chuck Savage May 13, 2021