surrogate husband

a close male friend who takes place of the real husband when he is away

Dale was my surrogate husband while Nick was in Vegas

by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007

Surrogate Felch Baby

The same as a felch baby, but instead you suck it out and blow the used semen into another female for the purpose of knockin' the bitch up.

Brandon is a surrogate felch baby

by anarchistcookbook February 23, 2012

Surrogate fuck

Fucking someone you're allowed to fuck, but wishing you were fucking someone else.

Her boyfriend is so hot. Am totally going to surrogate fuck him tonight.

by Joey.D March 2, 2014

surrogate queef

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

by QueefLord April 19, 2016

Sutcliffe Surrogate

When you are sexually attracted to your siblings, but instead of boshing them you bosh people who look like them.

Hey Tom, your girlfriend looks awfully like your sister?
Yes pal, she's a Sutcliffe surrogate!

by MATTeuph December 11, 2012

Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

sex surrogate gift

gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!

you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!

judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!

i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009