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Turd-surfer

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Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.
A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer
by jibby gibson July 25, 2010
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little surfer dude

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A totally awesome dude that goes by Nate to those that know him and nothing like urban dictionary's definition of this so called "valley boy". Everyone knows valley boys
would rather go play in the delta then the ocean.
by WaterDog October 24, 2013
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Surfer girl

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pretty much the sickest chicks around. doesn't matter where the girl comes from, they will be chill and awesome.

beware of the girls that say they are a surfer just to pick up guys. if they'd rather tan than surf, they're lame. if all they talk about is surfing most likely they are faking it
I totally picked up this hot surfer girl last night. guy 1
Really, what'd y'all do? guy 2
Talked about surfing. guy 1
Dude, she isn't a surfer girl. guy 2
by surfergirl94 January 23, 2011
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fur surfer

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1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.
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counter surfer

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Looking for food on countertops. Typically used to described dogs who are tall enough to search for and steal food off countertops.
The Great Dane is a counter surfer, so put the French bread on top of the refrigerator.
by W. Donati May 26, 2008
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dick surfer

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based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.
would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.
by clint harkwood March 7, 2012
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bed surfer

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A semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.

Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.
This girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who'd been "staying with a friend" till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. She got a little work every now and then, I'm sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.
by eakerma February 9, 2006
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