Sperm Shovel

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

supermega

A gay married couple who play video games on YouTube. If you’re under the age of 12, make sure to check them out! They’re family friendly to the MAX!

SuperMega isn’t straight

by readysethaction February 5, 2018

sperm pad

A feminine napkin worn after sex which ended with a creampie .

My boyfriend shot such a huge load in me that had to wear a sperm pad for the rest of the day.

by TheMood March 24, 2017

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

spermaid

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

by kareezus January 23, 2020

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

Supermoon

A phenomena that occurs only one every so often, when the moon reaches the point where it is as close to the earth as it can be. It is the biggest and brightest and most mayhemic moon you can see, and has been known to induce feral behavior in animals, people, and werewolves. Other side effects include howling, excessive sexual urges, a need to be outside, and most of all, a craving for Dinosuar BBQ.

Dude 1: Hey do you know about the supermoon?

Dude 2: Ya man, and I can't stop thinking about pulled pork!

Dude 1 Let's go outside and howl!

Dude 2: Ummmm no.

by MrDrProfessorD April 10, 2011