The most amazing super hero in the entire universe, way better than Superman, the flash, Batman, Catwoman, Daredevil, The Hulk, The Mask, Jaws, Big Bird, The Three Stooges, The Three Amigos, the Green Lantern, Noobman, Emeril and Dr. phil ... combined. Super Tetelman Man has ever super power that you could ever imagine, and if you were ever to imagine a new one he would then gain that power. He can fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, breath ice, have atomic farts, play a percet game of bowling ten times in a row, summon captain planet (only to ridicule him about how he is a hippy that is gay with aquaman), breathe anywhere, not need to breath, turn invisible transform into a bucket of mud, water, or any other living or nonliving thing, make annoying dogs stop barking, and everything else, he can even summon the fishes as useless as that power is. The only thing stopping him from saving the world from itself, the sun, asteroids, comets, robots, disease, bad movies(like Superman Returns), global warming, and hat hair is his one weakness that being he is lazy beyond belief. This causes him to use his pwers but in the most lazy way ever. This could include telekenisis to get the remote control, mind control to get pizza, talking to fish to wipe his ass, time control to watch his favorite show and skip the crappy ones(without tivo whic is to expesive for someone to lazy to get a job). The only aspect of Super Tetelman Man that is not lazy is his side kick, Super Teteldog Dog who is not quite as super as Super Teteman Man.
If only Super Tetelman Man was not so lazy he could teleport here and save us from certain doom and destruction.
Super Tetelman Man is so cool I want to grow up just like him
Super Tetelman Man is so cool I want to grow up just like him
by Angel the wonder dog July 15, 2006
super watermelon man is a super hero in LA. he will only save 1 person ever. Beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut butter.
Beyonce: You saved me from being thirsty again! Thank you!
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.
by Allison Gonzalesssssss March 19, 2014
One of the world's most amazing super heros. Along with the super hero partner, Mr. Wonderful, their butler Jeeves, and their super hero teacher, Master Mome, they have saved the world from the likes of a shape shifting alien who just wanted to play the drums, Hitler's Evil Clone, and even the dreaded Jar of Pickled Onions... of Doom. Super Pineapple Man uses pineapples along with psycic powers to protect the world from the evils which threaten it. People say he can make things explode just by looking at them with his eyes. Remember, this is SUPER Pineapple Man, not plain Pineapple Man, there is a difference, mainly copywright Issues.
by Super Pineapple Man June 24, 2006
The hero of Tokyo and defender of all things Japanese. If you are in Japan and danger is a comin’ have no fear for super Tokyo man is always near. Has the powers to fight crime and resurrect dead bodies.
by GoodFlake July 28, 2021
guy 1: “hey have you heard about the super God man that’s super”
guy 2: “oh I love the super god man that’s super (:”
guy 1: “yeah”
guy 2: “oh I love the super god man that’s super (:”
guy 1: “yeah”
by really hehshhs May 06, 2023
the feeling someone getz when combining certain perscription medicine like norcos, yellow mega man, valium, blue mega man, soma, white mega man.
damn! i got the spins & my body is tingling after poppin all those pills, i'm starting to feel like super ultra mega man.
by flava b (bernie mac) November 21, 2008
the feeling someone getz when combining certain perscription medicine like norcos, yellow mega man, valium, blue mega man, soma, white mega man.
damn! i got the spins & my body is tingling after poppin all those pills, i'm starting to feel like super ultra mega man.
by flava b (bernie mac) November 21, 2008