suited connectors

Two cards in Texas Holdem which share the same suit and and connected, like 5-6 of spades och 10-Jack of hearts. Often played when the cost is low and the potential profit is large.

Player 1: I had 45 suited and flop came A-2-3. Of course your set of aces gets whooped.

Player 2: But I had Three aces! What happened to my stack?

by Krisse August 6, 2005

Suitehearts

Two people convinced they are in love because of sexual activites.

Person 1: Hey, check out Taylor and Amanda

Person 2: Yeah, total suitehearts.

by Romeo9794 June 29, 2010

shitier

To contain more shit.

You are shitier then me at grammar!

by Joe_Hills March 15, 2016

rainman suite

An elaborate hospitality room typically reserved for high-rollers, such as the one occupied by Raymond and Charlie Babbitt in the 1988 motion picture "Rain Man"

"They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite."

by Jason Michael Holly September 10, 2005

Zipper-Suited Sun God

A derogatory term for military pilots. Based on the fact that flight suits and G-suits are covered with lots of zippers and they fly above the clouds in the sun. Also has a double meaning in that they have highly inflated egos and think that they are above everyone else.

Here comes another Zipper-Suited Sun God to fly my airplane.

by Sublingual September 28, 2009

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody

One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.

Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?

everyone looks perplexed

Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me

Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:

Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)

by Hello Helicopter February 21, 2008

C-Suite Brain Damage

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.

Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.

by tariqk December 11, 2018