Fuckworthy

A person who is considered to be worthy of having sex with, or a person who is so valued by another that the negative consequences of having sex is far outweighed by the benefits.

Dude, I don't fuck with anyone. I only fuck those who are fuckworthy.

by A.lex.I October 20, 2015

Mr Duckworth

A really cool duck

Everyone's best freind
A legend

Man Mr Duckworth is so cool I wish I was him

by HAIL HITLER March 23, 2021

tuckworthy

an article of clothing that's nice enough to warrant being tucked-in

That Polo shirt is really tuckworthy.

by Hawthorne June 7, 2005

Puckworthy

(adv) an older woman hot enough to meet Noah Puckerman's standards.

She is such a milf. With a bod like that, Stacy's mom is definitely Puckworthy.

by sunnyDropitlikeitshot November 22, 2011

cuckworthy

When something is worthy of a cuck's attention or antics. Also used when a cuck attempts something

Cuck is often used as a pejorative to condescendingly describe a male who is sexually inadequate or sexually submissive. A male who submits to female authority as a form of virtue signalling, rather than owing to actual authority which is legitimate, reverent, positional or expert power. It implies a lack of masculinity on the part of the cuck.

Betafag: What are some cuckworthy movies or TV shows out there?

Cuck: I like Supergirl as a show, but her strongest superpower is putting her Super-Friends in the Super -Friendzone

by RIDDL3R February 19, 2017

Joe duckworth

An awesome guy, who has a very weird taste in music, is very funny and has a huge heart. He is very very nice to this one girl! :) cuz he is awesome.

I know you can read this duckie!!!

I wuv woo joe duckworth!!!

by CUPCAKEMonster:P August 23, 2011

tech suckport

English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.

Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)

Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)

by Boxcar Bob August 2, 2007