National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

by theothegod April 12, 2019

Suck a caribou's ass

1 - A way to tell someone to fuck off.
2 - A song by Wesley Willis

Suck a caribou's ass, jerk.

by Punkass83 September 12, 2005

suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)

I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017

Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008

Suck a camel's ass

An insult that is far more powerful then "fuck you" or "yo momma is a lard ass"

-Hey Erik, could you take this plate to the back?

-No Doug, i cant..why don't you do me a favor and suck a camel's ass

by Wox September 11, 2005

Suck Daddy's Dick

To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.

Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?

Guy 2: No. I can't.

Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?

Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.

Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!

by Melvin Punymyer February 22, 2011

Go Suck a Man's Dick

Verb;

Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.

(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!

employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.

customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!

by Quiteabod November 12, 2013