Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
Get the Subway Asshole mug.When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
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Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
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1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
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An improvement of New York City's public transportation that has been desperately needed since it was first proposed in 1919, the Second Avenue Subway still inspires manic laughter and searing anger in many at its mere mention. Persons living on the East Side are, naturally, most susceptible to such fits as they are psychologically unbalanced from riding the city's most overcrowded and unreliable subway line on Lexington Avenue. New Yorkers may recall that this line was promised some 50 years ago as a replacement for the decommissioned elevated trains on the East side; some may even recall the $500 million bond issue approved in 1951 for its construction that rapidly disappeared into the black hole of kleptocracy that is the New York City government. More colossally embarrassing than even Boston's Big Dig, the Second Avenue Subway, which will supposedly be constructed by 2011, may yet come to pass and restore the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans. The more likely possibility, however, given Mayor Michael Bloomberg's judgment that the city's most pressing transportation problem is that residents of Queens don't have easy access to an imaginary stadium on the West Side, is that the Second Avenue Subway will remain the unicorn for New Yorkers who have been screwed for over 50 years.
by Chipper Manhattanite July 7, 2004
Get the Second Avenue Subway mug."Subway smell" is the staunch odor that soaks into your clothing while eating at a Subway restaurant. Many scientists theorize that this God awful smell is produced by the "fresh" baked bread; however, another competing school of thought theorizes that the stench comes from the chemical preservative liquid that the meats come packed in.
Once the smell has penetrated your clothing, you will inevitably smell like a rotten butthole for the rest of the day. Most people will mistake your newly acquired smell for B.O. unless you are carrying a Subway bag, in which case they will immediately understand the source of the offending odor.
Once the smell has penetrated your clothing, you will inevitably smell like a rotten butthole for the rest of the day. Most people will mistake your newly acquired smell for B.O. unless you are carrying a Subway bag, in which case they will immediately understand the source of the offending odor.
Hey Matt, let's go get a $5 footlong at Subway for lunch.
No way Travis. I've got a date with Sarah tonight, and my chances of getting laid will diminish if I have Subway smell on me.
Yes, that place is an olfactory nightmare.
No way Travis. I've got a date with Sarah tonight, and my chances of getting laid will diminish if I have Subway smell on me.
Yes, that place is an olfactory nightmare.
by LightsOutBrant April 24, 2008
Get the Subway smell mug.When you go to Subway and tell the people making your sandwich to "Surprise me". The results can vary from delicious and unique to disgusting and nightmarish.
"I'm sick of the same, boring sandwich. Let's play the Subway lottery!"
"I just got a cucumber carrot jalapeno seafood sandwich with sweet onion sauce, vinegar & mayo. Looks like I just lost the Subway lottery."
"I just got a cucumber carrot jalapeno seafood sandwich with sweet onion sauce, vinegar & mayo. Looks like I just lost the Subway lottery."
by Constable Honeydew March 31, 2009
Get the Subway lottery mug.The stance one assumes in order to brace for the sudden start of a subway or train. A good subway stance makes holding onto handrails unnecessary. Styles include, but are not limited to:
The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)
The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)
THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)
THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)
The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)
The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)
THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)
THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)
Dan- "Wow, look at that guy ride the subway! He doesn't hold on to the handrails at all! How doesn't he fall?"
CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"
Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"
CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"
Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"
by Subwayman April 25, 2010
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