Dr. Rod Staff Member

Head of Neuro-Virgin surgery. By inserting staff member can induce vaginal swelling thus relieving patient of delusions of still psychologically believing one's non-existent virginal status.

Dr. Rod Staff Member upon examination suggested to Miss. Britney Smears that she swallow the Dong an Binding load and she eagerly cum-plied. She's also suffers from gagmire relflex disorder.

by Cramaconda December 10, 2006

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

staff meeting

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides

"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"

by Anthony MacNeil January 29, 2007

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Active XYZ Staff Member

A rare occurrence where an XYZ Staff member is active and does what they signed up for.

"You're an active XYZ Staff Member? Wow I've never seen that before. Last time we saw that was 100 years ago in the great collapse with Basherboo, the most amazing staff member ever."

by XYZ King July 1, 2019

snuff metal

Heavy gutteral lyricly assisted music form pioneered by the band Penetron.

"My son took me to see that snuff metal band Penetron, and wound up impaled on a spike onstage...."

by manthrax August 21, 2003

staff meeting

To toke after work

When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!

by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008