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Texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
Dude, I have to study
by paranoiaaaaa November 27, 2011
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Study Island

What teachers dump on their students to prepare them for standardized tests instead of taking the time to review the material with their students. Easy to cheat using answers.com
Mike: I hate study island!! These questions must be rigged!!

Sarah: Just copy and paste the the questions on to answers.com. It usually has the answer.
by Study Island Hater February 23, 2011
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Study Beers

Beers that assist in any type of academic circumstances to enhance the learning process and make it tolerable. Whether writing an essay, studying for an exam or making it through chem class.
Mark: Yo can I have a beer?

Jake: Na man I need study beers to read three chapters of World Civ tonight
by forzaboston October 14, 2009
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I should be studying

You're so distracted/bored while studying or doing homework that you search up random things.

Go back to studying!
I should be studying right now but I'm going to search it up random things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by B00tyk1lla69 March 28, 2019
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Study For the Penis Test

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.
1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."
by DrMcNinja March 9, 2010
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Blitz Studying

The act of quick-fire studying or cramming information the night before or even hours before an exam.
Todd: I hate that we have the Physics test today. Did you atleast study for this one?
James: Just another night of blitz studying, don't worry about me.
by iBotulo May 5, 2021
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Studying

A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.
Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.
by L. Malice April 14, 2006
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