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Strauss-Kahn

Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.
He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.

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When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
by riggityragtag June 10, 2011
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Shrushti

A beautiful, sexy, funny and talented girl, who traps everyone with her charm. Her eyes and smile are normally the most attractive. She's the most kind-hearted who stands for her friends always. She's cute but also bears a lot of pain yet remains strong. You're lucky if you have a friend named Shrushti.
Shrushti is so charming.
by TrueToLife October 11, 2018
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straussed

"getting a nut" from an incoherent passed out chick.
getting a nut = getting laid.
"The girl had five shots of everclear and got Straussed in the alley."

"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"
by 9B October 30, 2007
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stress goggles

when finals sneak up on unwitting college students, libraries, study rooms and coffee shops (wherever they have free wifi to satisfy facebook addiction) start to fill up to the brim with college students with their books and notes, a curious thing occurs.
People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.
below is an actual documented conversation:

1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you
by UCDPWNS December 3, 2010
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Stresbian

Girls who are straight but occasionally act in a lesbianish mannor. This is most common in girls' schools.
When you hug another girl for way too long, stresbian moment.
by Elliebellybarr November 16, 2012
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Host Traumatic Stress Disorder

The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them.
My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.
by Toots Thielemans December 28, 2008
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Stress Beard

The beard that guys grow during midterms or finals period when they're too busy or too stressed to shave.
Finals period is over! I can finally shave my stress beard!
by Finals free December 15, 2010
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