Trumping

shitting your pants and then walking around and denying that you shit your pants even though everyone can clearly tell that you shit your pants, and if anyone accuses you of shitting your pants, you tell them that in fact THEY shit your pants and that this part of some conspiracy against you to fill your pants with shit even though you're simultaneously claiming that there is in fact no shit in your pants. Then, out of misplaced loyalty, about 1/3rd of people convince themselves that somehow you're not obviously lying to everyone and so you then tell these foolish people that it's actually chocolate in your pants and then make them eat your shit in front of you

Person one: what the fuck is that smell?
Person two: ugh somebody's trumping

by J-coke da killa March 3, 2019

Donald Trumping

The act of defending your words or actions by talking about how someone in a different and unrelated situation did something else.

I caught her cheating on me, and instead of an explanation, she just kept Donald Trumping about how all my friends cheat.

by Risaacr October 10, 2016

Nub Stomping

Using a nub (part left from amputated limb) in a downward stomping motion to have sex.

Wow! After that nub stomping I don't think I'm going to shit right for a week.

by LovinMcnubbin December 8, 2018

Trumping

Answering a question with anything that is in your head other than the question asked.

I asked his opinion on media bias in politics, and he started trumping about gays in Hollywood.

by lughat October 10, 2016

waffle stomping

Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.

Evan was Waffle Stomping in the shower this morning...

by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007

Trumping

Making a claim or offering an opinion on a subject for which you have absolutely no experience or knowledge; Talking out of your ass; Derived from the surname Trump for obvious reasons. Always capitalized to distinguish from the homonym trumping.

-"I hate my brother-in-law . All day long he's Trumping online about economic injustice and he drives a fucking Bentley!"

by mrmrmonkeynibbs September 21, 2015

Trumping

Whereby all words spoken sound just like farts being unleashed. It is often seen in those who enjoy speaking for the sake of hearing their own voices; those who use superfluous words for the sake of using them, are also accused often of trumping.

Teddy sure is trumping tonight. Man, I just don't know what he's on about.

by GushingForth November 16, 2016