Stretchgasm

Commonly known as the moment of intense pleasure, either seated or standing, resulting from someone who has been motionless for an extended period of time finally stretches all of his or her muscles simultaneously, resulting in an inadvertently loud sigh of relief or other abnormal vocalization.

Guy: *stretches and makes obnoxious noise*
Girl: "What was that?"
Guy: "We've been sitting here so long I just had a stretchgasm"

by Fooshmow August 16, 2016

strechmarks

A sign that either you a pregnant or fat

The analogy of strechmarks

Prengant: Get some cream

Fat: Lose some weight

by DizzyLizzy December 29, 2006

stretchmaxxing

As part of lookmaxxing, stretchmaxxing is when you pull your male genitals in the outward direction, by either hand or using a special elastic strap in order to increase it's size.

Disclaimer; this does not work. May result in serious injury.

Jake: "I've been thinking about lookmaxxing lately"

Drake: "bro, i wouldn't reccomend it, jonah tried stretchmaxxing and his thing snapped in two"

by Your dad's-dad's dad February 22, 2024

Stretchgasm

When the stretch is so good and your whole body starts shaking and it feels like you're having an orgasm.

I woke up this morning Elyse and man I had the best stretchgasm ever

by LilSpicyy March 17, 2020

Stretchmouth

When his tool is so big not even a kickstand helps so he parks in your face....respectfully of course, cuz he's a Ryan.

Hey lady ....wanna come over and play stretchmouth?

by Sizzlekitty May 1, 2022

Stenchmaxxing

Stenchmaxxing is a form of looksmaxxing. A stenchmaxxer will make their stench as stinky, horrendous, and foul as possible. Only true looksmaxxers stenchmax. Stenchmaxxing is commonly associated with edgemaxxing, goonmaxxing, and looksmaxxing.

"SON TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER ITS BEEN 35 WEEKS SINCE YOU'VE EVEN TOUCHED WATER YOU SMELLY PIG!"

"I can't mother im stenchmaxxing" The son sits in his room whilst stenching the household

by Heisenbone January 20, 2024