Stovepipe

Stovepipe: Sexual act done with man standing over woman. Mans hands are behind her knees pushing her back onto her shoulders. Mans ass must go up and down like a chimney sweep, with the penis going straight up and down.
Damn, I would clean her chimney and stovepipe her all night.
by MDMF April 03, 2009
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stovepipe

A modified dutch oven. When a couple lays in bed and one of them farts and lifts the covers to allow the smell to flow toward their heads.
"My girlfriend and I were laying in bed when she farted and stovepiped me."
by binkocd April 02, 2010
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Scottish Stovepipe

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.
Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!
by randledw September 20, 2013
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dutch stovepipe

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.
Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.
by chefjiz October 02, 2009
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Montana Stovepipe

Similar to fisting; involves grabbing your sleeve and inserting it fist and all into someone else's rectum. The next step, is to deftly remove your fist, leaving the sleeve in place, thus creating the 'stovepipe' out of the long sleeve.
My mom called in sick to work because her boyfriend gave her the Montana Stovepipe, and now she hasn't shit right for a week.
by GoldB69 October 05, 2007
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salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole
Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine
by Gap_tooth February 21, 2016
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russian stovepipe

The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole
Dude that girls crazy she wanted my pet midget to help her do a russian stovepipe
by mr obvious March 09, 2015
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