stoner boner 

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

stoner boner by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003

Stoner boner 

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.

(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*

Stoner boner by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010

Stoner Boner 

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

Stoner Boner by Tomkat June 5, 2018

stoner boner 

When someone feels their blunt rolling ability is superior to the ability of everyone else (Getting 'aroused' over their ability to roll).

Ryan: "Hey Steve, wanna smoke?"
Steve: "Only if I get to role it."
Alex: "Steve has a huge stoner boner"

stoner boner by DanceAlexDance March 28, 2009

stoner boner 

SOMEONE HIGH WITH A HIGH CRAVING FOR FOOD

"MAN IM SO HIGH I NEED SOME FOOD WHAT'A TOTAL STONER BONER"

stoner boner by SNOOTCHIES March 20, 2010

Stoner boner 

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

Stoner boner by Lillykins January 30, 2015

Stoner Boner 

An adjective describing the feeling brought on by the urge to smoke marijuana.

Wow, this new piece is giving me such a stoner boner!

Stoner Boner by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017