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epsom summersaults

If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally

Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008
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liquid somersault

the act of performing a somersault either nude or clother whilst urinating
Jesus christ Shawn that was a wicked cool liquid somersault you just did. You got piss on everything.
by Happy Long May 17, 2009
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Minnesota somersault

The sexual act of folding the penis in half and proceeding to have anal, oral, or vaginal sex with the folded penis
"Dude I totally banged her using the minnesota somersault last night."
by Big cock Calvin April 6, 2020
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Irish Somersault

A sex act in which one person with an erect penis and one with a vagina, also who look like each other both somersault simultaneously, causing the penis to enter the vagina as the two complete their somersaults. The two then hold hands and rub up and down until climax.
by sexdevil8892 December 3, 2023
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Kansas Somersault

Partner 1 lays on their back outside, preferably nude. Partner 2, also nude, performs a somersault, while urinating, over Partner 1. Usually performed in a open field on a sunny day.
Danielle and I were having a picnic in the park on a nice summer day when she asked for a Kansas Somersault.
by Dickblowcheese May 24, 2025
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