The baddest city outside the Bay. Fuck the rest, if you can roll in Stockton, then you belong here. The place where everyone's getting high and causing a scene. Highest National Violent Crime Rate in the NATION? REP IT! We run The Valley, fuck we're taking over the West Coast (THE BEST COAST)cuddie! So don't mess with our shit becuse we can blow your mind in a weak ass amount of time. We don't mess around here in the 209!
STOCKTON GO WILD!
STOCKTON GO WILD!
by Amii Rajk July 11, 2008
Shitty city in California. South side is full of gang bangers and homeless drug addicts. East side has all the white trash and the mexican immigrants, and the west and the north side have the only decent people in the whole city who actually are doing something with there lives.
Stockton is a ying yang town. It has some of the worst people you will ever meet, but it also has some of the greatest people you will ever meet so don't judge!
by Lovelyme September 07, 2008
To help another in time of need. (An assist). Derived from famous Utah Jazz guard John Stockton-all time leader in assists.
When I realized I was out of toilet paper I yelled for a Stockton!
I had my friend give me a Stockton when I couldn't reach my beer on the other side of the table.
I had my friend give me a Stockton when I couldn't reach my beer on the other side of the table.
by Kate, Joe, and Kyle October 19, 2007
A Stockton is a guy who is honest, loves to make people laugh, intellegent and someone who just lightens up your day.
Often gets friendzoned.
Often gets friendzoned.
by Stockton_McEpic March 13, 2013
The mother F**kin Greatest city in history.... Located in the sunshine state you show us seven we show u eight where every ones rent is always late....
*209* on mine
*209* on mine
by Yall know who it is=-) October 26, 2004
A scary city in the Valley which says it isn't from the Bay Area. But, they don't know the Bay Area wants nothing to do with it...
Stocktonian: Stockton isn't the bay, so get over it.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
by Snickety February 05, 2011
Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should
"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"
"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"
"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"
"I can dog, hes my boss"
"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"
"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"
by T-Money March 31, 2004