by WilliamHaynesDictionary August 7, 2015
Get the Stepdad Issuesmug. A guy who allowed the passing of time to ravage his once great physique but eventually decided to lay off the beers and do a little bit of lifting to attract Cougars like your mom.
"Bro, you have to hit the gym, your starting to get a dad bod."
"You see these guns? I got a stepdad bod, at least!"
"You see these guns? I got a stepdad bod, at least!"
by Wackadoodledoo May 20, 2016
Get the Stepdad Bodmug. by thongremover45 February 16, 2023
Get the Your Stepdadmug. by Swoleness November 25, 2022
Get the stepdad jokemug. A great rock band made by Alexander 'Pubey' Finch; that wrote and sung the songs 'Therapy Makes You Hotter' and 'God'.
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Get the Stepdad Advicemug. by angryhat August 6, 2015
Get the stepdad issuesmug. William: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Daren: What the fuck could that possibly mean?
William: I know it has to be there and I understand my mom loves it. But I hate it.
Daren: What the fuck could that possibly mean?
William: I know it has to be there and I understand my mom loves it. But I hate it.
by sourcefedding August 12, 2015
Get the Stepdad issuesmug.