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Stagger Lee

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
by Nick Cave August 15, 2010
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staggering

(Adj.)

1.Astonishing or mind-blowing

2.To be awesome or to be sick
Jess: Tonight was so sick
Nick: honestly the most staggering night this year
by Nick & Jess January 19, 2014
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staggeratthang

This is hardcore warehouse stock room jargon. It roughly translates to putting an item in a certain spot, the spot will more than likey be pointed out physically.
Staggeratthang over there man :::points to location::::
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1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.
"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."
by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012
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staggercize

Going for a walk after a few cocktails in order to burn calories.
I drank a bottle of wine, then went on a 2 hour staggercize.
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Scotsmann's Stagger

This is a taunt from Valve's Team Fortress 2, that you can perform as the defensive class, Demoman. It's pretty simple, it just makes the Demo stumble around all drunk, mumbling pretty hard to understand jumble.
Demo: Does Scotsmann's Stagger.
Also Demo: u thiNk Ur beTer'n mE , theN u'VE goT anoDa ding-
by Nephilis Thylord November 30, 2020
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stigger

whats that smell in the elevator? thats from the stigger that lives on the 3rd floor
by Harold Bauls March 23, 2021
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