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Two stretch

A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.
Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.
by Wagwan dickhead June 4, 2019
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Sweetcheeks

A nickname for a person who is good looking and has a nice personality.
Hey sweetcheeks honey
by Sufyaan Quayoom September 16, 2015
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stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.
Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."
by AMarie0908 August 3, 2010
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Board Stretcher

This is the device that you tell the rookie new-hire carpenter to go get for you out of the foreman's truck so you can get the board he just cut 2 inches too short to fit right in the new kitchen cabinet. It only exists in the minds of awnry carpenters who like to play jokes on the FNG.
Me: "Damn Hector you cut the board too short. Go get the board stretcher out of the foreman's truck, rookie."

Hector: "What's it look like?"

Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."
by auriuman April 4, 2011
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stretcha

a female known for keeping any parts of her body with a hole in it open to the male public.
Anybody seen Tish, naw we aint seen no strethas today!
by B. Hawk September 12, 2003
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Fuck Stretch

The act of having extreme intercourse with one or more partners with the result leaving the participating people unable to relax and calling for others.

Rough is considered an understatement.
Sarah and I did it last night. I fuck stretched her so bad that all she did was yell "GRAANNNNYYY!".
by Slurpadeziacic January 17, 2011
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SweetCherryJuice

someone who is a virgin and sweet like cherries and juicy at the same time.
Dude 1 : damn that girl i had last night was a virgin, but she was horny like a mothafucka

Dude 2 : Damn she must be a SweetCherryJuice..
by scj555 March 23, 2011
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