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steamboat springs 

Steamboat springs is a small ski town located in routt county in north western colorado....approximatly 3 hours from denver. it is home to steamboat ski resort. the ski resort doesn't have the best terrain in the rockies but it is known for champaign powder. they get the best snow in the american rocky mountains. home of the tap house and 25cent wings on thursday nights. quite possibly the single best place on earth.
Steamboat Springs is the best ski town in north america.
steamboat springs by Nathan Smith November 9, 2005

Steamboated

Being unbelieveably drunk
OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
Steamboated by N =) January 22, 2009

Louisiana Steamboat 

When you are doing a girl doggy style with a cheese wheel between her knees like a steamboat. Then you pour tobassco sauce in a live gator's eyes and mouth so that its pissed off and chasing you around, all the while you are force feeding the girl oysters, wearing Mardi Gras beads and the cheese wheel is moving like the wheel of a river boat.
Oh man, I was so wasted last night that I ran a Louisiana Steamboat on this girl.

Uncle Jimmy Steamboat 

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.
Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

european steamboat

A specific sexual act where the man has rough anal sex with either another male or a female, and right as he is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the anal cavity and allows himself to cum on the outside of his partner's butt hole. He then places his face right in front of the butt hole and his partner farts- causing an explosion of semen in the man's face. The man then has the decision to either injest his own cum or clean it off.
Shawn was having butt sex with M. Shadows but M. Shadows did not want Shawn to ejaculate within his small intestine so M. Shadows proposed that they engage in performing the european steamboat. After a quick explanation, Shawn was incredibly excited to perform this act.
european steamboat by Jeremy19 August 5, 2007

Soviet Steamboat 

A drink that is the same as a White Russian except the cream or milk is substituted with Coors Light, or if you are a badass, Coors Original-The Banquet.
Soviet Steamboat by Mulllet August 22, 2009