Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010

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stealing It

while your partner (willing partner) is sleeping, you begin to have intercourse with them, and then they wake up.. realize whats going on and continue having sex..

Dude I woke up last night and my girlfriend was on top of me stealing it.

by jenifa December 9, 2008

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Taking extra sips from the self serve soda fountains before filling your cup and closing the lid. Offenders are usually found hanging out by the soda fountains and continously drinking from the fountain until they feel they have had a satisfactory amount. Usually sampling two or three different flavors and then proceeding to exit the fast food establishment.

"Sip Stealing is required man, how can I tell if the soda gonna be flat or not?"

by Jay Boogie February 23, 2006

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Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

by popscotch May 9, 2010

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stealing bases

When you skip over one of the bases. The bases being the 4 F's. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

Brian and his girlfriend Ally stole first base, and began feeling and fingering before they even frenched. This was Brian's favorite thing, stealing bases.

by littlegirlll September 27, 2014

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