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Verb. To write a post on a social media site.
I was about to status so hard on facebook about awesome unicorn cat emojis until LILLY tried to challenge me to no avail. Fucking Lilly.
by Sxypanthr October 16, 2013
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To have sexual hook-up or booty-call with a other person
::A guy is talkin to a girl and his friend come up and ask::
"you got status?"
by Pro-fes-i-nal October 20, 2003
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girl that is easy to hook up with regardless of time....
ay nigga, hit up ole girl, ain't she some status?
by JimyaineTaine January 2, 2008
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the ranking of how well you interact and flirt with girls.
my best friend's status jumped last night after the fun he had.
by John Hartley September 2, 2007
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Iam "I know but (with all due respect) that doesn't effect my basic argument. So, let's call what I'm talking about a "Faux Status Indicator". How "Faux" the status is WOULD (however) be determined by the culture (for example, Ancient Greece or Rome) but..."

Hym "This "Faux Status Indicator" is the means by which some men circumvent the status hierarchy."

Iam "... And I already broke down the logistics of it (so you can't say I'm changing it up on you), right? So I guess I can frame it this way: What is the bare minimum amount of status required for a disproportionate amount of success?"

Hym "And what are the other means by which men can circumvent the status hierarchy? Is it FAME!? Is that why there is this hesitancy to acknowledge me? That's what I think. People don't want me to circumvent the hierarchy but they are absolutely willing to allow it or accept it across this singular immutable dimension. At least women are. Men don't have a choice in the matter. They are either the beneficiary of circumstance or they are not. Some would actively try to PREVENT me from circumventing their previous hierarchy. And those same people would laud the fat cock for doing the exact same goddamn thing."

Iam "Not that I explicitly want the fame..."

Hym "I WANT THE FAME!"

Iam "... I've already said that fame is just assholes in your driveway at 4 a.m. trying to take a picture of you to sell. People already take pictures of me though... They aren't very subtle....."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
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of the utmost regardlessness
Status.
by Cheif September 29, 2003
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Status is an "athlete" who dresses to play the role of a great athlete, but cannot perform. For instance a tennis player decked out in expensive professional wear but cannot the game at all.
This "tennis player" was all status when he walked onto the court decked out in Adidas clothing but without skills to back him up.
by Khuuster January 25, 2008
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