sarcastro

A cuban person full of sarcasm.

In response to her Cuban husband's sarcastic remark a wife, says "Your undaunting wit amazes me, sarcastro."

by Kim Sosa May 8, 2008

staremaster

A person who stares at you relentlessly and continuously....on and on or over and over......just cant take their eyes off of you! A person that watches your every move, for reasons of jealousy, envy, or just plain nosiness!!!

I dont know why that old man is looking at me everytime I move, he must be bored! STAREMASTER!!!!!

by biggfoxx January 13, 2011

stairmaster

To totally own, abuse, or dominate.

He really stairmastered his nuts on that firehydrant.

I'll stairmaster that loser.

by chad&friends April 15, 2003

Sarcaster

One who is a connoisseur of sarcasm

Wow braddifer is such a sarcaster, it's beautiful.

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

Sarcastrate

To castrate someone with excessive and sharp use of sarcasm

Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"

James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"

Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"

by sarcastrator January 22, 2011

Sarcastronaut

A person who uses sarcasm to display their own wit, or to showcase their level of intelligence, often within a group setting.

The student answered the instructor's question in a quite unorthodox manner, like only a true sarcastronaut could.

by Alex Mitchell Imaginationalist May 27, 2019

organic stairmaster

aka a hill.

I'm gonna go get some exercise on the organic stairmaster.

I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.

The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.

by I'mwithBeardy April 9, 2010