by Likespr0n September 3, 2016
Get the scandanavian yoyo mug.The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.
I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.
by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020
Get the Scandanavian jackhammer mug.when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out
she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.
by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009
Get the scandanavian slurpee mug.by tyrehd 2 June 26, 2010
Get the scandanavian shwam shwam mug.Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.
by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009
Get the Scandanavian Storeman mug."yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 1, 2017
Get the scandanavian christmas tree mug.getting ready for your mediocre Teabag, urinate in said persons mouth, no swallowing, then resume with dipping your testicles inside their mouth and making a dip/splashing sound whilst Urine still warm.
by Maurie Pottomus December 8, 2018
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