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The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.
The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.
by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019
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Soft Sex Scandal

When a female tries to convince you, that they really only want or like Soft Sex all of the sudden, after being pounded and fucked deep and hard for a year and half, with the results being 1000’s of body trembling orgasms.

Usually it is made into a Scandal to use as an excuse or a smokescreen, that can pass as a reason to exit, or be a cold mean bitch. Also is used to make one fee bad, and think that their (very desirable) huge thick cock is actually hurting her or doing damage now a days.

This type of Scandal, will be used by the same kind of bullshit artist, as the girl who tries to convince you that her new guys pencil dick. is better than any thick big cock.

Soft Sex and Small Cocks are her specialty over night.
1. I really wanted to believe that baby brat I was dating, was mature, but when she needed an out, she pulled the Soft Sex Scandal card out again.

2. Hey Chief, your Ex GF is such a cheap, using, liar, to go with that Soft Sex Scandal shit again. After how hard you dicked her down, for a year and a half, that slut better pull her pants up and check herself.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 2, 2019
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Sandalgate

The biggest political scandal since Watergate, hence the name.

Said scandal occurred when Dubya paid an unannounced farewell visit to Baghdad. During a press conference an Iraqi journalist stood up and threw a pair of shoes at our President, one at a time. Using carefully honed Texan lightning reflexes, Dubya dodged the "shoe bombs" with a huge grin on his face. Hilarity ensued.
Sandalgate is also called "Shoe-icide attack" or "Bush's Boot Camp"
by Reached December 20, 2008
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The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man
by SithLordTrevor February 18, 2020
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Sandara

The funny friend of the friend group. Falls for people very quickly and takes them ages to get over them. Try’s too hard when it comes to love and gets her heart broken every time. She’s very genuine, smart, talented, caring and drop dead gorgeous. If you come across someone with the name Sandara, take care of her and never let her go.
Sandara is a very talented singer
by iluvchu November 2, 2019
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Sandalwood Boss

Dasadarshan called as Sandalwood BOSS, Challenging star, Box office Sulthan, D Boss, Boss.

He has huge fan base in Karnataka, and he is no 1 hero in Karnataka.
by South Indian film October 15, 2018
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Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?
by Musician WAG November 23, 2009
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